Posts by the comet

LDS..he seems to have some very slight facial hair going on maybe? And as all the fine members of the forum know, jehovah hates facial hair! So based on that I'm going LDS, that and I made it a matter of prayer and pretty sure God told me he's LDS.

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Let's Play a Game Using Instagram... JWS or LDS?

by freemindfade in

jw or lds??

?.

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I'm going LDS.

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Will the resurrected marry/have children?

by davidmitchell in

i have just finished reading 'brock talon's' two books.

in one of them, entitled journey to god's house, pub.

he comments on how the wt's pictures of the post-armageddon world do not agree with their doctrines, namely that those who are physically resurrected will not marry/have children.

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I agree with jw_rogue. The big a was supposed to be here years ago and as the jw population grows older they don't want to think about the teaching that if you die in this system, no sexy time for you in the paradise. A few years ago I had a elder tell me he just knew jehovah was going to let him get married again to his recently deceased wife when she got resurrected.

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Geoffrey Jackson compares waiting for Armageddon to waiting for Brazil to score a goal against Argentina!

by GodZoo in

wtf!https://vid.me/8tuy

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So it's really really close!!! But...don't worry about when it's going to happen, just keep busy working for us..err I mean jehovah.

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Fun at The WT This Morning

by OneFingerSalute in

so ofs was at the wt this morning, and on par.

14 the question was, "what trust can a faithful christian whose relative is disfellowshipped have?".

after awhile when no one else raised their hands ofs did, and was called on.. ofs commented, "one of jw can have the trust that god will lovingly give them the ability to uphold the disfellowshipping arrangement by totally shunning family members.".

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You're my new hero. Seriously.

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Back in the Basement

by LostGeneration in

looks like the faithful jws are back in the basement, the oct 15th wt has this image on page 9. but now the lights have been turned out!

i guess the persecution is really kicking in if the electric company has shut off their electricity, or the jws are really, really paranoid that the government is gonna get them if they have the lights on!.

only one guy is smart enough to use his tablet (far right), the rest of the jws are old school, using a lantern to read their bibles in the dark!

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This reminds me of what a jw relative recently said. She was looking through family pictures with her daughter on her iPad, when her daughter asked, "mom will we have our iPads in the new system?" Without missing a beat she said, "of course we will!!" I think many jw's think paradise will be like life today except they won't have to go to work, pay bills, and deal with non-witnesses. Other than that they'll still go to Costco, shop at target and vacation at the beach.

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What are you up to this summer?

by Xanthippe in

jw
friends

i really enjoy hearing about other people's lives.

feeling a little lonely this evening so please tell me if you have plans for the summer months.

i may go to some outdoor theatre with my daughter who's home from uni; with a picnic and a bottle of wine.

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The mrs. and I will be taking a trip across the pond to visit Europe. London, France and Spain. My first time, so looking forward to seeing all the sights. Hopefully I'll come across some English speaking jw with their carts and I can give them a good "witness"

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Is it necessary to prepare for the Watchtower or book study?

by BashfulAshG in

all of my years in the truth, i never understood why we had to study before each meeting.

the contents are self-explanatory with the answers to the printed question within the first or the last sentence of the paragraph.

then, commenting never made sense, especially comments and experiences that don't answer the printed question.

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No